




RETURN POLICY BACKED

SALAAM
WALAIKUM




YOU ARE NOT HALLUCINATING
REAL RESULTS.
FAST.
Software Engineering
With A Return Policy
What I Bring To
the Table
Silicon Valley Vision
Long-term scalable solutions baked with an exponential growth mindset that grow with your business, not quick patches
Indian Engineering
Technical excellence with elegant precision and minimal resources, achieving maximum impact with less
Midwestern Care
Genuine relationships built via honest conversations, with a community-first approach
Guaranteed Satisfaction
Return policy backed development. Your success is my reputation
Full Stack ML Generalist
With A Purpose
I build intelligent applications that move the needle. From machine learning algorithms to cross-platform apps, I rapidly master new technologies to maximize your ROI. My work has generated $300K+ for clients — and I stand behind every line of code.





I Hustle

I Architect

I Drive

I deliver
BUILT FOR THE
HUSTLE
While others debate frameworks, I'm knocking on doors in Chicago neighborhoods, talking to real businesses to understand them & their customer, so that I ship code that matters. I once acquired 2 clients in 4 days because I combine technical excellence with entrepreneurial grit. Small communities deserve powerful technology for their specific challenges; I deliver it.




Vibe Coding
AI-Assisted Engineering
Using AI Tools As My Overqualified Interns To Move Fast
I use AI tools as powerful but imperfect interns, requiring oversight. Every implementation starts with strategy, not code, and I review every line before integration. This ensures 2–3x faster development without sacrificing quality or understanding. I stay in control and accountable.
Course Corrections Before Any Code Generation
Apologies Received From Claude
My projects
1) Mining Automation
Built TensorFlow Lite CNN for Raspberry Pi-controlled rock sorter. 96% accuracy detecting sunstones so miners could go home less exhausted.
2) African Fintech
Developed on-device ID verification for Chipper Cash's 5M users. Eliminated third-party costs, achieved 99.2% accuracy
3) Simplifying Home Insurance
Co-led development of LLM chatbot for home insurance analysis on $0 budget. Generated 1K synthetic policies per minute, boosted LLM faithfulness 13%.
4) Budget AI
Proved CPU-only LLM training can outperform GPU cloud services using $0 dependencies. Blog gained 3x expected engagement, attracted enterprise clients.
5) Automotive Freedom
Cross-platform app enabling direct CANBus communication. Pending app store launch for manufacturer-level car customizations without mechanic visits.
The Artsy Side
Double majored in CS and Theatre because great solutions require reading people & the room, not just the requirements. From Indonesian folk music to self-directed comedy shows for farmers worried about AI, performing taught me to grasp what clients really need — even when they can't articulate it. Henry Ford's customers wanted a "faster horse" when they needed a car. When my mining client asked for "accuracy," my performer's intuition caught the deeper goal: don't lose a single valuable gemstone. My code delivered 2.5x their expected business impact.
When I'm Not Debugging Life...
I'm Mastering Steak While Burning Toast
I reverse-sear steaks perfectly but burn toast like it's my job. Goat dishes are my weakness, and I travel with a chai kit because chai "latte" is a crime against humanity.
I'm Taking My Stick-Shift Daily Driver To Track
She's a manual transmission '07 Mustang GT, which means I can do burnouts in my daily without worrying about things breaking down. I maintain her myself & track days are therapy: just me, 300+ horses, and the beautiful simplicity of physics doing its thing at 1G.
I'm Going On 4 hour Bicycle Rides Just Because The Weather Is Nice
Fractured my leg going feral during ping pong (apparently more dangerous than racing in my Mustang). Now I bike for hours just because it feels good; when Chicago's 12 annual nice days arrive, I vanish like a spandex-wearing cryptid.
How I Proved 3 Orthopedics Wrong + -
Three orthopedics prescribed surgery for my fractured knee. I politely nodded, then found a physical therapist who invented his own PT method. After 4 months of intense rehab, I went from struggling to cycle 1 mile to completing a 100 km ride (= 62 miles). No surgery, just stubborn determination & a PT provider who thought outside the book.

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