I'm Evaan!

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What I Bring To
the Table

Silicon Valley Vision

Long-term scalable solutions baked with an exponential growth mindset that grow with your business, not quick patches

Indian Engineering

Technical excellence with elegant precision and minimal resources, achieving maximum impact with less

Midwestern Care

Genuine relationships built via honest conversations, with a community-first approach

Guaranteed Satisfaction

Return policy backed development. Your success is my reputation

Full Stack ML Generalist
With A Purpose

I build intelligent applications that move the needle. From machine learning algorithms to cross-platform apps, I rapidly master new technologies to maximize your ROI. My work has generated $300K+ for clients — and I stand behind every line of code.

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BUILT FOR THE
HUSTLE

While others debate frameworks, I'm knocking on doors in Chicago neighborhoods, talking to real businesses to understand them & their customer, so that I ship code that matters. I once acquired 2 clients in 4 days because I combine technical excellence with entrepreneurial grit. Small communities deserve powerful technology for their specific challenges; I deliver it.

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My projects

1) Mining Automation

Built TensorFlow Lite CNN for Raspberry Pi-controlled rock sorter. 96% accuracy detecting sunstones so miners could go home less exhausted.

2021

2) African Fintech

Developed on-device ID verification for Chipper Cash's 5M users. Eliminated third-party costs, achieved 99.2% accuracy

2022

3) Simplifying Home Insurance

Co-led development of LLM chatbot for home insurance analysis on $0 budget. Generated 1K synthetic policies per minute, boosted LLM faithfulness 13%.

2024

4) Budget AI

Proved CPU-only LLM training can outperform GPU cloud services using $0 dependencies. Blog gained 3x expected engagement, attracted enterprise clients.

2025

5) Automotive Freedom

Cross-platform app enabling direct CANBus communication. Pending app store launch for manufacturer-level car customizations without mechanic visits.

2025

The Artsy Side

Double majored in CS and Theatre because great solutions require reading people & the room, not just the requirements. From Indonesian folk music to self-directed comedy shows for farmers worried about AI, performing taught me to grasp what clients really need — even when they can't articulate it. Henry Ford's customers wanted a "faster horse" when they needed a car. When my mining client asked for "accuracy," my performer's intuition caught the deeper goal: don't lose a single valuable gemstone. My code delivered 2.5x their expected business impact.

When I'm Not Debugging Life...

I'm Mastering Steak While Burning Toast

I reverse-sear steaks perfectly but burn toast like it's my job. Goat dishes are my weakness, and I travel with a chai kit because chai "latte" is a crime against humanity.

I'm Taking My Stick-Shift Daily Driver To Track

She's a manual transmission '07 Mustang GT, which means I can do burnouts in my daily without worrying about things breaking down. I maintain her myself & track days are therapy: just me, 300+ horses, and the beautiful simplicity of physics doing its thing at 1G.

I'm Going On 4 hour Bicycle Rides Just Because The Weather Is Nice

Fractured my leg going feral during ping pong (apparently more dangerous than racing in my Mustang). Now I bike for hours just because it feels good; when Chicago's 12 annual nice days arrive, I vanish like a spandex-wearing cryptid.

How I Proved 3 Orthopedics Wrong + -

Three orthopedics prescribed surgery for my fractured knee. I politely nodded, then found a physical therapist who invented his own PT method. After 4 months of intense rehab, I went from struggling to cycle 1 mile to completing a 100 km ride (= 62 miles). No surgery, just stubborn determination & a PT provider who thought outside the book.

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